Ice Cream!
Everyone loves Ice Cream!
But it’s so easy to make!
Take a can of Sweetened Condensed Milk, and put it in the Freezer for a few days.
It’ll be
Pasta
Everyone knows you can boil pasta, but that’s USELESS on its own.
Try BAKING pasta instead!
Bake it until it crumbles to dust when you try to move it. The novelty and heat will make up for the lack of flavor.
This one’s also Ice Cream
But instead of just putting it in the freezer, feed it into your Ice Dispenser’s water line.
Now your ice dispenser dispenses CREAMED ICE.
ICE CREAM CUBES
Toast
“Toast”
Blended Toast?
Frozen Egg
Shell and all, just freeze and enjoy!
Or, crack a Dozen eggs into an ice cube tray.
We won’t stop you!
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Tin Curry
We all know about Curry Powder by now, it’s not a secret anymore.
The governments tried to hide it from us, but we found it.
Now it sits proudly on the second spice rack of the Elites, but you can steal it back!
Take some of that curry powder and keep it in a tin in your pocket.
When you’re feeling Stressed or Sassy, take a pinch of that curry and stick it in your mouth, preferably between your lip and gum (the one that holds your remaining teeth).
Keep it there until you can publicly spit it out!
It’s not Tin Curry if nobody sees you spit.
Don’t Spit on somebody, because that’s rude and a crime.
Do Not Swallow the Curry
If you Swallow the Curry you will go STRAIGHT TO HELL.
STRAIGHT TO HELL
STRAIGHT TO HELL
STRAIGHT TO HELL
STRAIGHT TO