Completely Legitimate Horoscopes

Capricorn: Wind howls through the trees, dampening the soft sound of footsteps. The grave you buried it in lies empty, wood splintered and earth churned. The wind stops. The footsteps continue.

Aquarius: Briny and dark, the sea calls to you. It tells you lies about where you came from. Do not listen. Where you are headed is more important. How many steps have you taken into the water? How long can you hold your breath, my friend?

Pisces: What do you think of, when you lie awake at night? The same thoughts on a infinite loop. Is it enough? Will it ever be enough?

Aries: There is a temple in a clearing. There is nothing in there for you. But there will be soon. I am sorry.

Taurus: The things you see at night are as afraid of waking up as you are of falling asleep. You can exist in either state and they will always be confined to just the one. Wait until you’ve woken up and then cut their teeth out.

Gemini: The ache of loss blooms deep in your chest. It spreads through your veins, rooting you to the floor. It absorbs back into the earth and you will be undone. The absence of feeling displaces the feeling of absence.

Cancer: Seized by Fear. Seized by Panic. Seized by indecision. Seized by the day.  Cárpitur Per Die. 

Leo: Follow your heart. No, not that one.

Virgo: Take a deep breath. Close your eyes and count to seven. It's closer now.

Libra: Have you forgotten? Just because you can, does not mean you should. Some doors were not meant to be open.

Scorpio: The rain is full of sharp things you’d rather not acknowledge. They call your name as they embed themselves into the earth. Best to stay inside today.

Ophiuchus: Galaxies full of stars witnessed your birth. Only one of them is inextricably linked to you. You move through the phases of your life cycle mirroring its in the heavens. One day, you will both change into something different.

Sagittarius: All of your friends keep a list of your weaknesses and meet regularly to compare them. They're watching out for your blind spots. Your weaknesses can’t touch you.