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Defamations to Say in the Mirror Every Night at Exactly 1:13 Or Else

  1. You are Strong
  2. You are Worthwhile
  3. You did Not slip sideways into an alternate dimension
  4. You are Brave
  5. You Cannot be tried for the murder of the alternate you
  6. You have a really Good Fashion Sense and people always ask where you shop
  7. You Did bury the alternate you in a place no one will ever find them{you}
  8. You Can have this new life
  9. You Will figure out how the public transit system works here
  10. You are Valid, even if you can't figure out how the public transit system works here. It's really confusing and it's completely understandable that you would be having trouble with it
  11. You have a Warm and Welcoming disposition and people are drawn to you
  12. You Can convince everyone that there is nothing wrong
  13. You are just the same you you've always been
  14. You are just the same you
  15. You are just the same you
  16. You are just the same
  17. You
  18. You
  19. You
  20. You have Clear and Achievable intentions for your life

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