Defamations to Say in the Mirror Every Night at Exactly 1:13 Or Else
The bathroom lights flicker violently whenever someone slams a door. The cold water runs hot. The hot water runs hotter. Dial zero to reach the front desk. The phone is permanently disconnected. Would you rather be blind, or blinded? Look into the mirror and repeat after me.
Get Over Here (And Stare Into the Future's TEETH)
The AI showed me an image of Garfield as a pope dissolving mid-blessing, and I whispered, “Too far,” but it was already drawing Sonic’s funeral.
MCPs, LLMs, and AI; an Op-Ed
Travel journalist Johann Waltergeist shares his thoughts on the hype surrounding today's most promising new technologies.
8 Things Doctor Obaru Can Do For A Super You
Have you ever wished you were better than you are? So has Grundy, and they have the answers you deserve!
Completely Legitimate Horoscopes
They've been peer reviewed and published. If you don't believe us, get back in the van.
13 Single Ingredient Dishes That WILL Make Your Friend's Stepmoms Say "yum"
#11 will BURN DOWN YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME WITH ONE WEIRD TRICK
A List of 13(ish) Ghosts Left Over from Halloween that are Still Haunting My House
#11 WILL shock you. Look out! He's gonna get ya! Ohoho, he got you.
Estate Sale: Everything Must Go!
Nothing bad has ever happened to these items, please buy them please buy them please buy them p
I Used to Take the Batteries Out of Clocks
Lace shares tips on how to keep sane this Daylight Savings Eve. These tips only work once, so plan accordingly.
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